| 100% | SCAMP | 5 | To a colleen, he's a spalpeen |
| 57% | MAGICMAN | 8 | "Try to understand, he's a ___" (Heart lyric) |
| 54% | SCAPEGOAT | 9 | He’s given a can to carry |
| 53% | ALLAH | 5 | He's prayed to five times a day |
| 53% | ANKA | 4 | He had a #4 hit with "It's Time to Cry" |
| 52% | SCAPEGOAT | 9 | A space got ruined, and he's to blame |
| 52% | HAGRID | 6 | He's first to tell Harry Potter that he's a wizard |
| 52% | AARON | 5 | He doubted God's ability to bring water out of a rock |
| 51% | FUNGI | 5 | Q: Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? A: Because he's a ___ |
| 51% | CHUMP | 5 | “When you get down to it, he’s a sucker. A ___”: Terry McMillan |
| 50% | SIG | 3 | S, to a frat guy |
| 50% | ACRASHINGBOAR | 13 | Unwanted party attendee who'll eventually put you to sleep, and he's a real pig, too |
| 49% | ADAM | 4 | He donated a rib to Eve |
| 49% | NIGHTINGALE | 11 | "Ode to a ___", John Keats's poem on a bird, as he explored transience and mortality |
| 48% | DESADE | 6 | He wrote "The only way to a woman's heart is along the path of torment" |
| 48% | PER | 3 | "He's not a baker ___ se, but he does like to make cookies" |
| 48% | VAIN | 4 | Like a man who thinks he's God's gift to women |
| 47% | MOZART | 6 | According to legend, at age 2 he identified a pig's squeal as G sharp |
| 47% | HEFNER | 6 | He bought a burial plot next to Marilyn Monroe |
| 47% | TOMHANKS | 8 | He gives voice to a cowboy in Toy Story |
| 47% | PASTEUR | 7 | He found a way to prevent liquids from souring |
| 47% | PROPHET | 7 | He claims to interpret the thoughts of a deity |
| 47% | AJAX | 4 | He duels Hector to a draw in the Illiad |
| 47% | CAPYBARA | 8 | S. American mammal similar to a big guinea pig |
| 47% | SON | 3 | "He's like a ___ to me" |
| 46% | TYCOBB | 6 | He managed the Tigers to a .316 team average (1921) |
| 46% | LIKEST | 6 | Shakespearean slur, He that is __ to a hogshead |
| 46% | POE | 3 | Writer whose work describes him to a T |
| 45% | STEVIE | 6 | He's a Wonder |