| 100% | BART | 4 | TV boy who said "I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!" |
| 43% | HOMER | 5 | TV character who said "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" |
| 38% | MRED | 4 | TV character who said "Time to hit the hay ... oh, I forgot, I ate it!" |
| 38% | MRT | 3 | TV star who said "I pity the fool!": 2 wds. |
| 36% | HOMERSIMPSON | 12 | TV character who says "It's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids" |
| 35% | PRYOR | 5 | Comic who said "I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells" |
| 35% | ARDEN | 5 | Who said "There's only one Elizabeth like me, and that's the queen" |
| 35% | PAT | 3 | TV show host Sajak who may say the phrase found in the starred clues of this puzzle before 4d |
| 34% | HOMER | 5 | TV character who said "Pff! English, who needs that? I'm never going to England!" |
| 34% | BART | 4 | TV character who says "I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows" |
| 34% | DONDRAPER | 9 | TV protagonist who said, "If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation" |
| 34% | SIRI | 4 | Who often says "I found this on the web" |
| 33% | MISTERSCOTT | 11 | Member of this puzzle's shaded squares who might say "I cannot change the laws of physics, Captain!" |
| 33% | FREDO | 5 | The Corleone who said "I'm smart!" |
| 33% | RAPUNZEL | 8 | Character from "Tangled" who says the line "And the thing is, I'm not scared anymore" |
| 33% | HENRY | 5 | Dennis the Menace's dad |
| 33% | RUFF | 4 | Dennis the Menace's dog |
| 33% | ALICE | 5 | Dennis the Menace's mother |
| 33% | ALICE | 5 | Dennis the Menace's mom |
| 33% | GALORE | 6 | Pussy ___ (character who says to James Bond, “You can turn off the charm. I’m immune”) |
| 33% | RALPH | 5 | Kid on "The Simpsons" who said, "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end" |
| 33% | ALI | 3 | Athlete who said, “I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll ever get licked” |
| 32% | PEI | 3 | Who might say "I'm I. M." |
| 32% | YOGI | 4 | Bear who said "I'm smarter than the average bear," or Berra who said "I really didn't say everything I said" |
| 32% | LINUS | 5 | Boy who said "Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about" |
| 32% | BERLE | 5 | TV great who said "I live to laugh, and I laugh to live" |
| 32% | ONO | 3 | About whom Lennon said, “She’s the teacher and I’m the pupil” |
| 32% | ALDA | 4 | Alan ___, actor who starred in the popular TV series, M*A*S*H |
| 32% | MRED | 4 | TV star who said "Stop gabbin' and get me some oats!" |
| 32% | FATTONY | 7 | The Simpsons character who says, "Now, who wants to sleep with the fishes ... because I brought this Finding Nemo bedspread." |