| 100% | HOMER | 5 | TV character who said "Pff! English, who needs that? I'm never going to England!" |
| 43% | MRED | 4 | TV character who said "Time to hit the hay ... oh, I forgot, I ate it!" |
| 42% | MRED | 4 | TV character who "will never speak unless he has something to say" |
| 42% | DONDRAPER | 9 | TV character who said "What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons" |
| 41% | SPOCK | 5 | TV character who said "Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them" |
| 40% | HOMER | 5 | TV character who said "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" |
| 39% | LISASIMPSON | 11 | TV character who said "I learned that beneath my goody two shoes lie some very dark socks" |
| 38% | SPOCK | 5 | TV character who says "Captain, you almost make me believe in luck" |
| 38% | IAGO | 4 | "Aladdin" character who says "I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!" |
| 38% | IAGO | 4 | Disney character who says, “I’m so ticked off that I’m molting!” |
| 37% | HOMERSIMPSON | 12 | TV character who says "It's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids" |
| 36% | XENA | 4 | TV title character who said "I'm not an Amazon" |
| 36% | ALF | 3 | TV character who went to high school for 122 years |
| 36% | AHAB | 4 | Literary captain who says, "I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing" |
| 36% | BERLE | 5 | TV great who said "I live to laugh, and I laugh to live" |
| 36% | COSTANZA | 8 | TV character George who says "I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I got it all!" |
| 36% | MRED | 4 | TV character who says "You know I wouldn't talk in front of anyone but you" |
| 35% | EEYORE | 6 | Kid-lit character who says, "It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it" |
| 35% | TEDLASSO | 8 | TV character who said "Heck, you could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football" |
| 35% | OTTO | 4 | “Simpsons” character who says, “They call ’em ‘fingers,’ but I never seen ’em ‘fing’” |
| 34% | PEI | 3 | I.M. who went to MIT |
| 34% | SAMMALONE | 9 | Sitcom character who said "Not many people know this, but I happen to be famous" |
| 34% | AHAB | 4 | Fictional character who says "I now prophesy that I will dismember my dismemberer" |
| 34% | ILSA | 4 | Character who says “Kiss me as if it were the last time” to Rick, in a 1942 film |
| 34% | CORDELIA | 8 | Shakespeare character who says "Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave / My heart into my mouth" |
| 34% | EYRE | 4 | Literary character who says "Gentle reader, may you never feel what I then felt!" |
| 34% | MRED | 4 | TV horse who "will never speak unless he has something to say" |
| 34% | HOMER | 5 | TV character who says "I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?" |
| 33% | YERTLE | 6 | Kid-lit title character who says "I am the ruler of all that I see!" |
| 33% | RALPH | 5 | Kid on "The Simpsons" who said, "This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end" |