| 100% | REMOTE | 6 | Uncontrollable ___, April Fool's prank where one can't change the TV channel |
| 40% | CUSHION | 7 | Whoopee ___, April Fool's prank where one is blamed for a sound made while sitting down |
| 33% | SODAFOUNTAIN | 12 | Where one can get the shakes |
| 33% | PILLOW | 6 | Balloon ___, April Fool's prank where your headrest is replaced with balloons |
| 31% | HEARTS | 6 | Card game where one can shoot the moon |
| 31% | TVS | 3 | Appliances where one can catch the Super Bowl: Abbr. |
| 29% | GAMESHOW | 8 | TV program where one can win prizes: 2 wds. |
| 28% | EDINBURGH | 9 | City where one can shop at the famous Princes St. |
| 27% | TOW | 3 | ___-away zone (like an area where one can't park) |
| 27% | HOAX | 4 | Elaborate April Fool's Day prank |
| 27% | CRUELLEST | 9 | According to T. S. Eliot, April is the __ month |
| 26% | CRIB | 4 | Where one can retire young? |
| 26% | SNOW | 4 | Where one can make angels? |
| 26% | CASTLE | 6 | Only chess move where the king can move more than one square |
| 26% | TCM | 3 | TV channel with the slogan "Where Then Meets Now" (abbr.) |
| 25% | STAGE | 5 | Where one can cause a scene? |
| 25% | TINT | 4 | One of the knobs you could adjust on those old clunky TVs of the sixties |
| 25% | MEAT | 4 | Aisle at the supermarket where one can purchase chicken or ham |
| 25% | PRODUCE | 7 | Aisle at the supermarket where one can purchase fruits and vegetables |
| 25% | UNO | 3 | Card game where one's turn can get "skipped" |
| 25% | TAG | 3 | Children's game where one chases the others |
| 25% | BIN | 3 | Where one can throw away a can |
| 25% | ATM | 3 | Place where one can withdraw |
| 25% | BOTTLE | 6 | ___ episode, TV plot device where the entire episode is shot in just one setting |
| 25% | DAIRY | 5 | Aisle at the supermarket where one can purchase milk, cheese, and yogurt |
| 25% | BAKING | 6 | Aisle at the supermarket where one can purchase flour, icing, and sugar |
| 25% | CSPAN | 5 | TV channel that streams the U.S. Senate and House of Representatives |
| 25% | NECK | 4 | Body part where one may find the Adam's apple |
| 25% | MACAU | 5 | Asian territory where one official language is Portuguese, even though only about 3% of the populace can speak it |
| 25% | STAGELEFT | 9 | Where one can make an entrance on Broadway |