| 100% | SPOOFS | 6 | Untrue stories presented as if they are real |
| 45% | UPTALK | 6 | Speak declarative sentences as if they were questions |
| 40% | MOAS | 4 | Giant avians that sound as if they'd be useful for lawn care duties |
| 37% | MOLASSES | 8 | If one is as slow as this syrup, they're very slow |
| 33% | ONCUE | 5 | As if it were scripted |
| 32% | DOGWOODS | 8 | Trees that sound as if they're named for canines |
| 32% | HEADACHES | 9 | Pains that feel as if they're in the brain |
| 31% | JADED | 5 | Like someone who acts as if they've seen it all |
| 31% | SNEAKING | 8 | Moving as if not to be seen |
| 31% | USEDCARS | 8 | They're sold as is |
| 30% | PLANSTO | 7 | Will, if things proceed as intended |
| 30% | SHIPS | 5 | They can be used as icebreakers |
| 30% | TIRES | 5 | They might be hung as swings |
| 30% | YOUTHS | 6 | They may be tried as adults |
| 30% | HOLES | 5 | Stories can be full of them |
| 30% | ITD | 3 | "___ be a real shame if ..." |
| 30% | ACTUALLY | 8 | "The real story is ... " |
| 30% | HAMFISTED | 9 | Clumsy, as if your hands are made of meat! |
| 30% | ARMS | 4 | They may be presented for visiting dignitaries |
| 30% | SPLURGES | 8 | Acts as if money were no object |
| 30% | SMOKY | 5 | Tasting as if it was fired up? |
| 30% | FISTS | 5 | They may be bumped as a greeting |
| 30% | ROBOCALLS | 9 | They might be flagged as "Potential Spam" |
| 30% | OPEDS | 5 | They might be delivered as audio essays |
| 29% | DUMBO | 5 | Disney elephant who flies as if his ears are wings |
| 29% | EPICS | 5 | A montage of them was presented at the 2006 Oscars |
| 29% | OUTOFBODY | 9 | Experience as if you are floating above yourself |
| 29% | IDS | 3 | They may be used as proof of age |
| 29% | SEEM | 4 | "Things are not always as they ___" |
| 29% | TRUETOLIFE | 10 | Showing things as they really are |