| 100% | GETBIT | 6 | What's likely to happen to you if you choose amateur snake milking as a hobby |
| 37% | FAINT | 5 | What you're likely to do if you have a vasovagal syncope |
| 32% | ANTE | 4 | What to do if you'd like a hand |
| 32% | SLASH | 5 | What's typed instead of a question mark if you forget to press shift |
| 31% | RINSE | 5 | What to do if you’ve gotten yourself into a lather? |
| 30% | SQUAB | 5 | What you call a pigeon if you want to eat it |
| 30% | DENYIT | 6 | What to do if someone makes a false accusation about you |
| 29% | SAND | 4 | What you'd get in your shoe if you go to a beach |
| 29% | RAISELOADSOFASH | 15 | What you have to do if you want to make a serious bid for king of the forest? |
| 28% | EVERLASTINGPEAS | 15 | What most vegans want, but it's never likely to happen? |
| 28% | IQTEST | 6 | If you happen to score 163 on this, you're immediately qualified for a Mensa membership |
| 28% | CASED | 5 | What you may have done to a joint, specially if you're up to no good |
| 28% | BAH | 3 | Expletive heard often if you happen to be a member of the Cratchit family |
| 28% | DESK | 4 | Item you could buy for your residence if you happen to be a crossword creator |
| 27% | RENAME | 6 | It's said to be bad luck if you do this to a boat |
| 27% | TEST | 4 | What you need to take to get a driver's license |
| 27% | BRADS | 5 | Fasteners ... or, if you change the fourth letter to an S, what the fasteners might be made of |
| 27% | MAP | 3 | Cartographer's creation that one who loves to travel as a hobby might use |
| 27% | TEMPE | 5 | City that becomes another city if you change both its vowels to A's |
| 26% | TWICE | 5 | "What happens if you get scared half to death ___?": Steven Wright |
| 26% | INMARCHINGORDER | 15 | Ready to advance, as a soldier (If you ask me . . .) |
| 26% | MEMOS | 5 | Post-it Note reminders, often, that you're more likely to receive as a Post-it text, these days |
| 26% | TAKESUP | 7 | Starts to learn, as a hobby |
| 26% | ASK | 3 | What it doesn't hurt to do if you're confused, they say |
| 26% | KEY | 3 | What you turn to start a car's ignition |
| 26% | LIFE | 4 | What happens to you while you're busy making other plans, per "Beautiful Boy" |
| 26% | GETSMARTFRIENDS | 15 | What to do if you want to win bar trivia? |
| 26% | JOINEM | 6 | What to do if you can't beat the suckers |
| 25% | TAKENON | 7 | Chosen to accept, as a challenge |
| 25% | GOON | 4 | "Okay, you're a ___, what's a ___ to a goblin?" (Lil Wayne lyric) |