| 100% | PHONEHOME | 9 | What E.T. wanted to do while on Earth, per the 1982 movie |
| 43% | PHONEHOME | 9 | What E.T. wanted to do |
| 42% | REST | 4 | What to do on the Sabbath, per the Bible |
| 41% | HOLDTHEFLOOR | 12 | What to do while the joists are being installed as you yatter on unendingly? |
| 40% | PHONEHOME | 9 | What E.T. really wanted to do |
| 36% | REEDIT | 6 | What you might have to do when you find your earth-shattering column on dandelions is 372 words too long for the space allowed |
| 35% | ABUSE | 5 | What some want to do to you, according to the Eurythmics |
| 35% | ROAM | 4 | What buffalo do on the range, according to song |
| 34% | DIE | 3 | What several patients on the T.V show "E.R" would do, if it weren't for the doctors |
| 34% | PASSHERBY | 9 | What she did to not acknowledge a girlfriend on the street? |
| 34% | RULE | 4 | What kings do while they sit on the throne |
| 33% | LIE | 3 | What you'd do if you don't want the truth to come out |
| 33% | HAY | 3 | What to make while the sun shines, per an old proverb |
| 33% | SKIP | 4 | What pebble throwers on the river bank often try to make the stones do |
| 32% | LIEN | 4 | Something people don't want to be on the house |
| 32% | PEDAL | 5 | What it's harder to do on an exercise bike when you increase the resistance |
| 32% | ACQUIREACHOIR | 13 | What the church's music director wanted to do? |
| 32% | SIGN | 4 | What to do "on the dotted line" |
| 31% | PHONEHOME | 9 | E.T. desperately wants to do this |
| 31% | MINDMYPSANDQS | 13 | What I, the constructor, had to do while making this puzzle |
| 31% | LIE | 3 | What "can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes," per Mark Twain |
| 31% | XXXXXXXXXXXX | 12 | What Smithers is known to do on "The Simpsons" |
| 31% | EASEL | 5 | What your whiteboard might sit on while you expound your ideas to the 237 other watchers on "Zoom" |
| 31% | PIECE | 5 | *Fall Humor* What did the angry pie say to the plate? "You want a ___ of me?" |
| 31% | JOINEM | 6 | What to do if you can't beat the suckers |
| 31% | HUM | 3 | What to do when you don't know the words |
| 31% | MADETHEROUNDS | 13 | Checked on patients, or what the subjects of all of the starred clues did to their answers |
| 30% | HIDE | 4 | What to do while it counts |
| 30% | BEARIT | 6 | What to do while you grin |
| 30% | GRAMMARPO | 9 | Ones who don't want to hear that you're laying down on the job? |