| 100% | EYESUP | 6 | What the dog (somewhat overweight, I admit) almost always does to my steak |
| 41% | RECAP | 5 | What my wife always demands that I do after using the toothpaste |
| 39% | CLEANUPTOYS | 11 | What the dog groomer learned to do in kindergarten? |
| 37% | BLED | 4 | What I always did to the car brakes after changing the fluid in those days when I was a DIY car guy (I no longer am!) |
| 35% | NAGNAGNAG | 9 | "You always tell me what to do!" |
| 34% | MINDMYPSANDQS | 13 | What I, the constructor, had to do while making this puzzle |
| 34% | BOSS | 4 | "You're the ___" ("Just tell me what to do") |
| 32% | OWE | 3 | "To what do I ___ the pleasure..." |
| 32% | OWE | 3 | "To what do I ___ the pleasure?" |
| 32% | ROOT | 4 | When tripled, what to do for the home team in “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” |
| 32% | PIECE | 5 | *Fall Humor* What did the angry pie say to the plate? "You want a ___ of me?" |
| 31% | FETCH | 5 | What a dog may do to the last parts of 17- and 51-Across and 11- and 25-Down |
| 31% | JUSTIFIES | 9 | What the end does to the means |
| 31% | AUDITS | 6 | What the tax office does to businesses |
| 31% | CROSSEDIT | 9 | What the chicken did to the road |
| 31% | HAVEANERAFORMUSIC | 17 | What the Beatles were able to do? |
| 31% | JUMPOVERBOARDERS | 16 | What the acrobatic landlady liked to do? |
| 30% | EBBS | 4 | What the tide always does after it floods |
| 30% | BOO | 3 | What the crowd does to a bad performance |
| 30% | DIE | 3 | What the Ramones were "Too Tough to" do |
| 30% | REPAIR | 6 | What the Genius Bar will do to iPhones |
| 30% | WITS | 4 | "I'm at my ___ end!" ("I don't know what to do!") |
| 30% | LAKE | 4 | "What did the trout say to his girlfriend? I ___ you a lot!" |
| 30% | GOONAHEAD | 9 | "Don't wait for me to proceed" ... or what either part of the answer to each starred clue can do? |
| 30% | KISSED | 6 | What the prince did to wake the sleeping princess |
| 30% | FIREASHINGLESOT | 15 | What the drunk roofer's boss had to do? |
| 30% | ACQUIREACHOIR | 13 | What the church's music director wanted to do? |
| 30% | FLY | 3 | What the Wicked Witch commands her monkeys to do |
| 30% | TAKETURNS | 9 | What the slalom skier learned to do in kindergarten? |
| 30% | SAVE | 4 | What the Ctrl-S command is used to do |