| 100% | MUHAMMADALI | 11 | Who said "My only fault is that I don't realize how great I really am" |
| 39% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 39% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 37% | DALI | 4 | Who said "The only difference between me and the Surrealists is that I am a Surrealist" |
| 37% | CORDELIA | 8 | Shakespeare character who says "Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave / My heart into my mouth" |
| 37% | MITCH | 5 | Comedian Hedberg who said "I'm against picketing but I don't know how to show it" |
| 36% | NEO | 3 | "The Matrix" hero who said, "I don't like the idea that I'm not in control of my life" |
| 36% | HALE | 4 | Nathan who said "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" |
| 36% | MEIR | 4 | Golda who said, “Don’t be so humble; you are not that great” |
| 36% | AHAB | 4 | Fictional character who says "I now prophesy that I will dismember my dismemberer" |
| 35% | CAIN | 4 | Biblical person who says "My punishment is greater than I can bear" |
| 35% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 35% | ALI | 3 | Athlete who said, “I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll ever get licked” |
| 34% | DALI | 4 | Artist who said "I don't do drugs. I am drugs" |
| 34% | SUNTZU | 6 | Who said "The greatest victory is that which requires no battle" |
| 34% | ELLENDEGENERES | 14 | Who said "I like my men like I like my coffee. I don't drink coffee" |
| 34% | CHANEL | 6 | Designer Coco who said, "I don't do fashion, I AM fashion" |
| 33% | OHARA | 5 | To whom Butler said "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" |
| 33% | TED | 3 | Kennedy who said "Frankly, I don't mind not being president" |
| 33% | ALI | 3 | Who said "It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am" |
| 33% | TOOREAL | 7 | "I don't like how lifelike that is!" (2 wds.) |
| 32% | LESLIENIELSEN | 13 | Actor who says, "I am serious ... and don't call me Shirley" in "Airplane!" (2 wds.) |
| 32% | SIRI | 4 | Who says "I don't have a family tree. But I have a pretty great file directory" |
| 32% | LARSON | 6 | Cartoonist who said "I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly" |
| 32% | CHRISTIE | 8 | Governor who said "I don't think there's anybody in America who would necessarily think my personality is best suited to being number two" |
| 31% | ESME | 4 | Salinger character who says to the story narrator, "I don't think I shall tell you my full name" |
| 31% | EBERT | 5 | Critic who said "Art is the closest we can come to understanding how a stranger really feels" |
| 31% | WOODYALLEN | 10 | Who wrote "It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens" |
| 31% | LUCY | 4 | ___ Pevensie, heroine from "The Chronicles of Narnia" who said "I think - I don't know - but I think I could be brave enough." |
| 31% | ISAACNEWTON | 11 | Who said "Aristotle is my friend - but my greatest friend is truth" |