| 100% | BATMAN | 6 | Who said "The joke's on you, Riddler!" |
| 60% | FLATEARTHER | 11 | One who says that you're not on the ball? |
| 57% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 56% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 55% | HAHA | 4 | "The joke's on you" |
| 50% | DONDRAPER | 9 | TV protagonist who said, "If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation" |
| 47% | CHOPRA | 6 | Who said "The less you open your heart to others, the more your heart suffers" |
| 47% | WILLIAMHOWARDTA | 15 | Who said "Presidents come and go, but the Supreme Court goes on forever" |
| 47% | YODA | 4 | Who says "When you look at the dark side, careful you must be" |
| 46% | RON | 3 | Swanson who said "Give me all the bacon and eggs you have" |
| 46% | GOALIE | 6 | One who plays games on the net, say |
| 46% | SHREK | 5 | Film title character who says "This is the part where you run away" |
| 45% | PALS | 4 | People you hang around with on the weekend, say |
| 45% | BERRA | 5 | Yankee Yogi who's credited with saying "When you come to a fork in the road, take it" |
| 45% | BERRA | 5 | Yogi who said "When you come to a fork in the road, take it" |
| 44% | HST | 3 | Prez who said "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" |
| 44% | WINKAT | 6 | Let in on the joke, say |
| 44% | FDR | 3 | Prez who said, "I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made" |
| 44% | OPRAH | 5 | Winfrey who said "I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes" |
| 43% | CALLERID | 8 | Phone service that lets you know who's on the other end: 2 wds. |
| 43% | HAHA | 4 | "Joke's on you!" |
| 43% | NED | 3 | Homer's neighbor who says "Hi-diddly-ho!" on "The Simpsons" |
| 43% | MALCOLM | 7 | Who said "If you're not ready to die for it, put the word 'freedom' out of your vocabulary" |
| 43% | SIRI | 4 | Who's talking on the phone? |
| 43% | IONESKYE | 8 | Say Anything actress who was reportedly named after the isle on which she was conceived |
| 43% | HAHA | 4 | "Joke's on you" (Hyph.) |
| 43% | OXEN | 4 | Whom the yoke's on? |
| 43% | MICHAEL | 7 | ___ Jackson and Paul McCartney, singers who collaborated on the song "Say Say Say" |
| 43% | BATONETHOUSAND | 14 | "Not to put you on the spot, but who is your favorite pet?" |
| 42% | DARIA | 5 | Sarcastic MTV toon who said, "Do you think if you breathe on me, I might catch your enthusiasm?" |