| 100% | JOANRIVERS | 10 | Comedian who once said, "My audiences are my group therapy" |
| 45% | WCFIELDS | 8 | Comedian who said "I once spent a year in Philadelphia. I think it was on a Sunday" |
| 41% | ELLEN | 5 | Comedian who said "Embrace who you are. Literally. Hug yourself," familiarly |
| 41% | EMO | 3 | Comedian Philips who said, "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing" |
| 41% | NORM | 4 | ___ McDonald, famed comedian who once was a part of SNL |
| 40% | BERLE | 5 | Comedian who said "Laughter is an instant vacation" |
| 40% | ALI | 3 | Comedian Wong who starred in "Always Be My Maybe" |
| 40% | AVEDON | 6 | Richard who once said, “All photographs are accurate. None of them is the truth” |
| 39% | SIDCAESAR | 9 | Fifties TV comedian who said, “Comedy is exaggerated truth” |
| 39% | WONG | 4 | Ali, comedian who starred in Always Be My Maybe |
| 39% | ALI | 3 | ___ Wong, comedian who starred in "Always Be My Maybe" |
| 38% | ISAACNEWTON | 11 | Who said "Aristotle is my friend - but my greatest friend is truth" |
| 38% | LANA | 4 | Turner who said "Forsaking glamour is like forsaking my identity" |
| 38% | RICKPERRY | 9 | Former Secretary of Energy who once said that the D.O.E. should be abolished |
| 38% | MAE | 3 | West who said "Men are my life, diamonds are my career" |
| 37% | LOUISCK | 7 | Comedian who said "Every day starts, my eyes open and I reload the program of misery" |
| 37% | IAGO | 4 | Literary character who says "I will wear my heart upon my sleeve" |
| 37% | LANATURNER | 10 | Actress who said, “Forsaking glamour is like forsaking my identity” |
| 36% | MRT | 3 | TV personality who once said in an ad, "The only thing bolder than Fuze Iced Tea is ME!" |
| 36% | RIPA | 4 | Morning host Kelly who was once on "All My Children" |
| 36% | RIPA | 4 | Talk show host who was once on "All My Children" |
| 36% | NOAM | 4 | Chomsky who once said "You cannot control your own population by force, but it can be distracted by consumption" |
| 36% | KANYE | 5 | First name of the rapper who once said “I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation" |
| 36% | WEATHERLY | 9 | "Bull" star Michael who says "My kids and my marriage are the things I'm proudest of" |
| 35% | PEANUTGALLERY | 13 | Group of kids who were the live audience for 18-Across: 2 wds. |
| 35% | DRE | 3 | Dr. ___ (rapper who was once in the group N.W.A.) |
| 35% | CORDELIA | 8 | Shakespeare character who says "Unhappy that I am, I cannot heave / My heart into my mouth" |
| 35% | ROMEO | 5 | Fictional character who says "Here's to my love! O true apothecary! Thy drugs are quick" |
| 35% | HAL | 3 | Computer who says "Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it." |
| 35% | LEE | 3 | Bruce ___, legendary martial artist who is famously quoted as saying "Be water, my friend." |