| 100% | UGH | 3 | Comment like ''Eww!'' |
| 73% | AWS | 3 | Comments like "Yer joshin'!" |
| 72% | REMARKALAKRAMER | 15 | Comment like a "Seinfeld" character? |
| 67% | SNIDE | 5 | Like bratty comments |
| 67% | OVERSTATED | 10 | Like hyperbolic comments |
| 66% | INANE | 5 | Like most postgame comments |
| 66% | SNIDE | 5 | Like some sarcastic comments |
| 66% | UNPC | 4 | Like some inappropriate comments |
| 66% | SNARKY | 6 | Like some unpleasant comments |
| 66% | CATTY | 5 | Like spiteful, gossipy comments |
| 66% | INANE | 5 | Like internet trolls' comments |
| 65% | GOAD | 4 | Comment like "Come on, you know you want to" |
| 64% | PITHY | 5 | Like a brief, strong comment |
| 64% | AGED | 4 | "Well, that comment ___ like milk" |
| 64% | ANON | 4 | Like many blog comments, informally |
| 64% | ANON | 4 | Like some blog comments: abbr. |
| 64% | SNARKY | 6 | Like some rude blog comments |
| 64% | RUED | 4 | Like comments that require apologies |
| 64% | TRITE | 5 | Like overly rehearsed comments, probably |
| 64% | SARCASTIC | 9 | Like some smart-alecky comments |
| 64% | OVERTOYOU | 9 | Comment like "And now here's Pam with sports. Pam?" |
| 63% | COY | 3 | Like the comment "Maybe, maybe not" |
| 63% | SASS | 4 | Comment to a parent like "Whatever" |
| 63% | PITHY | 5 | Like many a Jon Stewart comment |
| 63% | SARCASTIC | 9 | Like a Reddit comment tagged “/s” |
| 62% | NOHELP | 6 | Like many back-seat drivers' comments |
| 62% | SNIDE | 5 | Like many under-the-breath comments |
| 61% | ANON | 4 | Like many a wiseacre's comment: Abbr. |
| 61% | SARCASTIC | 9 | Like the comment "Thanks a lot," sometimes |
| 60% | FACEBOOKFRIENDS | 15 | They might like your comments |