| 100% | CHARMIN | 7 | Toilet paper that Mr. Whipple begged shoppers not to squeeze |
| 36% | CHARMIN | 7 | Toilet paper brand whose longtime spokesperson was Mr. Whipple |
| 29% | THESES | 6 | Papers that take years to complete |
| 28% | MATTE | 5 | Photo paper that's not glossy |
| 27% | ILLOGICAL | 9 | Not according to Mr. Spock |
| 27% | PERMIT | 6 | Paper that shows a legal right to work, park, etc |
| 27% | ORWORSE | 7 | "... not to mention everything else that could go wrong!" |
| 26% | ROLL | 4 | Toilet ___, paper towel unit that is used when camping |
| 26% | RIKKI | 5 | Steely Dan told her not to lose that number |
| 26% | MYFIRSTRODEO | 12 | Not something that's not new to me? |
| 26% | DISAGREE | 8 | Beg to differ, not see eye to eye |
| 26% | TICKETS | 7 | Paper receipts that permit entrance to a venue |
| 26% | EZINE | 5 | Publication that's not on paper |
| 26% | FIST | 4 | Rock that, oddly, loses to paper |
| 26% | TMI | 3 | "Did not need to know that" |
| 26% | YESITIS | 7 | Answer to "No, that's not!" |
| 26% | IMALIVE | 7 | "Did not expect to survive that" |
| 26% | BIDETS | 6 | Alternatives to toilet paper |
| 25% | CLOG | 4 | What paper towels do to a toilet |
| 25% | SALE | 4 | Event that brings shoppers to a store |
| 25% | ALE | 3 | Something that's not hard to drink? |
| 25% | TMI | 3 | "I did NOT need to hear that" |
| 25% | TMI | 3 | "I did not need to know that!" |
| 25% | BOOS | 4 | Chorus that's not nice to hear |
| 25% | TMI | 3 | "I did NOT need to know that" |
| 25% | SMOKERING | 9 | Something that's not easy to blow |
| 25% | TMI | 3 | Quick "Did not want to know that!" |
| 25% | EASYA | 5 | Class that's not tough to pass |
| 25% | OLDNEWS | 7 | Info that’s not up to date |
| 25% | NOGO | 4 | Something that's not going to happen |