| 100% | DONDRAPER | 9 | TV protagonist who said, "If you don't like what's being said, change the conversation" |
| 44% | GROUCHO | 7 | He said, "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" |
| 44% | DONDRAPER | 9 | TV character who said "What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me to sell nylons" |
| 43% | BRADS | 5 | Fasteners ... or, if you change the fourth letter to an S, what the fasteners might be made of |
| 43% | TEDLASSO | 8 | TV character who said "Heck, you could fill two internets with what I don’t know about football" |
| 42% | BLUTO | 5 | Villain who says "So you don't like spinach?" |
| 39% | SUEME | 5 | "Tell it to the judge if you don't like it!" |
| 39% | ALBUMEN | 7 | What you have if you don't get the yolk? |
| 39% | HANKAARON | 9 | MLB great who said, "Play so good they can't remember what color you were before the season started" |
| 39% | HUM | 3 | What you can do if you don't know the words |
| 39% | LALA | 4 | What you might sing if you don't know the words |
| 38% | PASS | 4 | What you say in bridge if you don't want to bid |
| 38% | CHISHOLM | 8 | With 7 Across, she who said, "If they don't give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair." |
| 38% | MARX | 4 | "Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others" quipper |
| 37% | LIE | 3 | What you'd do if you don't want the truth to come out |
| 37% | CHISHOLM | 8 | 1972 Presidential-primary candidate who said, “If they don’t give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair” |
| 37% | HAL | 3 | Film character who says menacingly "I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do" |
| 37% | YOGI | 4 | Berra who said, "If the fans don't come out to the ballpark, you can't stop them" |
| 37% | SAHL | 4 | Satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 36% | FRISKS | 6 | What the TSA does if you don't want to go through the full body scan machine |
| 36% | LARSON | 6 | Cartoonist who said "I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly" |
| 36% | SAHL | 4 | Political satirist who said "If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job" |
| 36% | HOMER | 5 | TV character who said "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" |
| 36% | SHANE | 5 | Classic western hero who says "A man has to be what he is, Joey. Can't break the mold" |
| 36% | CORE | 4 | Part of a big apple that the squirrels and crows will eat, even if you don't |
| 35% | RUDY | 4 | Football film where Charles S. Dutton motivates the titular protagonist, saying "You don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself!" |
| 35% | HOLDTHATTHOUGHT | 15 | “Be right back—don’t forget what you were saying!” |
| 35% | WAY | 3 | "What if the ___ you hold me is actually what's holy?" |
| 35% | HOLY | 4 | "What if the way you hold me is actually what's ___?" |
| 35% | HST | 3 | Prez who said "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen" |